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A friend e-mailed me a list of random thoughts today. I don’t know where it originated, but some of them were so witty and/or descriptive of the week I’ve had, I just knew I had to share them with you today!

1. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor.

2. My mind works like lightning these days. One brilliant flash and the thought is gone.

3. A husband is someone who, after taking out the trash, acts like he just cleaned the whole house.

4. My next house will have no kitchen, just vending machines and a large trash can.

5. When I was young we used to go “skinny dipping.” These days, I “chunky dunk.”

6. The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.

7. Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press ‘Ctrl Alt Delete’ and start all over?
“Mom, I know why they rated the new ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ movie PG. They would never hear the end of it if they rated it ‘Rrrrrrrrrr.'” ~~Mattie-Boo~~
8. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.

9. I overhead BigBob telling a neighbor: “My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that’s what she said.”

10. My neighbor was bitten by a stray rabid dog. I went to the hospital to visit him and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. Being an attorney, I told him rabies could be cured and he didn’t have to worry about making out a will. He said, “Will? What will? I’m making a list of the people I want to bite!”

11. The early bird still has to eat worms.

12. Don’t argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

13. And I leave you with this blessing: As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.

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